Monday, April 1, 2013

Oh u got jokes

U are a nurse when:

Ur checking out some stranger and think to ur self I can so hit that .. But ur actually thinking of there veins

When u go to the restroom and u have analyze every thing and then develope a plan of care

When u teach ur child the ABC 's and they fail ( ohhh )

When u worry about someone not voiding in 8 hrs when u barley pee in 12

U get pissed off at person dressing up as a nurse making more money than u make in a week of doing it.

Ur ring/ text tone sounds like a call light so u don't get caught

The med room becomes the new phone booth... Txt u later.. After the Office staff leave

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